Willamette Weak

As Businesses Continue to Struggle Post Pandemic, We're Here to Rub Salt in Their Wounds.

While the city mourns its lost flavors, I revel in the bitter taste of irony that accompanies each closure. After all, in the end, it's not about the food; it's about the frenzy. And as long as there's chaos to chronicle, I, Vagel Shaquif, will be here, happily peddling my clickbait wares to the highest bidder. Bon appétit, Portland.

Vagel Shaquif, Pulitzer Prize Winner (Not That It Matters)